Whatever…Woman…(updated)

4 12 2009

“Whatever you give to a woman, she’ll make it greater. God has created them like that, it’s their nature.”

My lips were forming a curved line of smile, when I read the quote above. These are what across my mind after I finish reading it :

– If you give a start of small issue to a woman, then she will finish it by life crisis, full of tears.

– If you give shopping right to a woman, then she will close a massive purchasing deal.

– If you give a tinny credit card to a woman, then she will swipe a huge debt in your account.

– If you ask a little help to a woman, then she will consider it as if it’s a big sacrifice to do.

– If you give a compliment to a woman, then she will feel that she deserves a reward.

– If you give a small complaint to a woman, then she will give you back a bigger one in return.

– If you give your understanding to a woman, then she will think she is free to do anything she wants.

– If you ask for having sex to a woman, then she will convince you that you are a sex maniac.

– If you refuse for having sex to a woman, then she will tell everyone that you are gay.

– If you give three milligram of sperm to a woman, then she will multiply into three kilograms baby out of it.

May be the list will grow, I will update it later. Hey all men, help me out with this, he he he he….
No offense women, it’s just the way you are !

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Just a few seconds I posted my writting above, a mad female friend sent me the original quote. Here it is, along with my nasty comment :

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. (Note: whatever. So it can be something positive or negative, right?)

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
(Agree. I have mentioned it before)

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
(And if you don’t, she’ll give you hell)

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
(The meal comes from the nearest fast food restaurant, and the groceries stay in the fridge, how many young woman can cook nowadays)

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
(Does it mean that she only gives her heart to you? Imagine how many smile she receives and how many heart she gives away, easily)

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
(Yes, that is the big idea, allright)

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit! (Don’t worry guys, when you get married you will get used to it, even you will receive ton of shit without any reason at all!)

Again….no offense, and don’t get me wrong.
I don’t hate women, in fact I love them. I love my mom. But I do hate this kind of quote. So, I mock the quote, not women.

Why?
Because I believe man and woman in equal partnership. Should we fight to find which gender is better than the other one? Why do we need to feel more special than the other? We are all special. We share life. Let us live hand in hand.

I believe the quote is only a joke, so I try to make fun of it. He he he…

I love you, women…
Peace !

‘mmyb’





Finding Bella

3 12 2009

Demam Twilight melanda…lagi, Twilight Saga: New Moon telah diputar di bioskop – bioskop Indonesia. Edward, tokoh utama pria dalam cerita ini digilai – gilai oleh cewek – cewek di Indonesia. Kemisteriusan karakter Edward plus kegantengan Robert Pattinson, aktor pemerannya, ternyata adalah paduan yang sempurna untuk menjadi idola para wanita.

Sudahlah, Edward memang jatahnya para wanita. Karena saya laki – laki tentu tidak mengidolakan Edward. Kalau iya, bisa – bisa nanti jadi cerita Brokeback Mountain…..he he he he.

Sudah secara alami bagi saya untuk mengidolakan Bella, tokoh utama wanita di cerita ini. Dan inilah alasan saya untuk memimpikan Bella bagi hidup saya :

– Orangnya keras kepala, tetapi punya prinsip, bukan asal ‘ngeyel’. Tidak gampang terpengaruh sama omongan orang, bahkan tidak peduli sama omongan orang. Tipe penyendiri. Saya cenderung suka orang yang introvert, karena seperti puzzle yg menunggu untuk diselesaikan.

– Gak suka shopping. Bella bukan tipe rata – rata cewek yang suka belanja. Lebih suka alam liar, dibanding hutan beton dengan daun – daun etalase kaca.

– Cuek, tampil apa adanya. Seperti memiliki dunianya sendiri, standardnya sendiri. Lihat truk yang dikendarainya, one of a kind, unique !

– Nyali nya besar. Bisa nonton film action extreme tanpa muntah – muntah. Berani naik motor trail, dan menantang maut dengan cliff jumping.

– Memiliki totalitas untuk mencintai seseorang. Cintanya sangat sempurna di mata saya. Meruntuhkan tembok ego memang bukan perkara yang mudah. Namun bila itu yang diperlukan, dia siap melakukan pilihan itu. Rela mengorbankan ‘hidup normalnya’ untuk bisa bersama orang yang disayanginya. Whatever it takes…

Tapi tentunya akan sangat sulit menemukan wanita seperti Bella, karena Bella sekedar karakter rekaan. Tetapi saya sangat menikmati saat menyelami karakter Bella ini, sambil berharap menemukannya di dunia nyata.

‘mmyb’
gara-gara nonton ‘New Moon’