Whatever…Woman…(updated)

4 12 2009

“Whatever you give to a woman, she’ll make it greater. God has created them like that, it’s their nature.”

My lips were forming a curved line of smile, when I read the quote above. These are what across my mind after I finish reading it :

– If you give a start of small issue to a woman, then she will finish it by life crisis, full of tears.

– If you give shopping right to a woman, then she will close a massive purchasing deal.

– If you give a tinny credit card to a woman, then she will swipe a huge debt in your account.

– If you ask a little help to a woman, then she will consider it as if it’s a big sacrifice to do.

– If you give a compliment to a woman, then she will feel that she deserves a reward.

– If you give a small complaint to a woman, then she will give you back a bigger one in return.

– If you give your understanding to a woman, then she will think she is free to do anything she wants.

– If you ask for having sex to a woman, then she will convince you that you are a sex maniac.

– If you refuse for having sex to a woman, then she will tell everyone that you are gay.

– If you give three milligram of sperm to a woman, then she will multiply into three kilograms baby out of it.

May be the list will grow, I will update it later. Hey all men, help me out with this, he he he he….
No offense women, it’s just the way you are !

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Just a few seconds I posted my writting above, a mad female friend sent me the original quote. Here it is, along with my nasty comment :

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. (Note: whatever. So it can be something positive or negative, right?)

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
(Agree. I have mentioned it before)

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
(And if you don’t, she’ll give you hell)

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
(The meal comes from the nearest fast food restaurant, and the groceries stay in the fridge, how many young woman can cook nowadays)

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
(Does it mean that she only gives her heart to you? Imagine how many smile she receives and how many heart she gives away, easily)

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
(Yes, that is the big idea, allright)

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit! (Don’t worry guys, when you get married you will get used to it, even you will receive ton of shit without any reason at all!)

Again….no offense, and don’t get me wrong.
I don’t hate women, in fact I love them. I love my mom. But I do hate this kind of quote. So, I mock the quote, not women.

Why?
Because I believe man and woman in equal partnership. Should we fight to find which gender is better than the other one? Why do we need to feel more special than the other? We are all special. We share life. Let us live hand in hand.

I believe the quote is only a joke, so I try to make fun of it. He he he…

I love you, women…
Peace !

‘mmyb’


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9 responses

4 12 2009
andi

wah kayaknya kok negative sekali memandang wanita . . .

4 12 2009
clara

Cekakakakaaaaaaa……..
woman baca ini antara mantuk2 ma geleng2 seimbang.. Antara ego dan memang iya…
Hi man… makanya belajarlah mempelajari dan memahami woman… huahahahaaaa….. masi banyak pr untuk dibikin list nya kan….

4 12 2009
DosenGila

Sekalai lagi, si mulutmanisyangberbisa menunjukkan sengatnya … Nice posting juragan!

9 12 2009
wisdy

mantap banget tulisannya.
itulah bedanya laki2 dan perempuan….(dan pada akhirnya, kaupun mengakuinya :))

14 12 2009
Aira

‘I do hate this kind quote’. ‘I love woman’. Posting dgn title ini membuktikan anda sangat plin plan dan memberikan image negatif utk wanita..

14 12 2009
Aira

‘I do hate this kind quote’. ‘I love woman’. Posting dgn title ini membuktikan anda sangat plin plan dan hanya ingin memberikan image negatif utk wanita..

14 12 2009
mulutmanisyangberbisa

@andi : kesannya akan begitu, kalau anda tidak bisa menemukan perspektif lain dalam tulisan ini

@clara cindy : kamu adalah wanita paling jujur yang baca tulisan ini 🙂

@dosengila : thanks

@wisdy : memang beda dan perbedaan itu memperkaya, bukan jadi bahan untuk meninggikan diri sendiri (atau gendernya sendiri)

@aira : saya bisa bikin quote model kayak gini tapi versi laki- laki, karena banyak juga hal yang dilakukan laki – laki yang tidak dilakukan wanita, tapi apa gunanya ? what’s the point ?
Mungkin memang saya plin plan, kebetulan bintang saya Libra…hehehe
dan betul saya ingin memberi image negatif untuk wanita yang mencoba mininggikan dirinya dengan mengabaikan peran laki – laki… we share life, don’t we ?

16 12 2009
Aira

Cara yg manis utk memberikan image negatif pd wanita.Tp siapapun yg membaca,akan bertanya,apakah anda memang membenci quote tsb,atau hanya sindiran yg mgkn ditujukan kpd seseorang (atau mgkn pd mad female friend yg anda sebut diatas)..Who knows.

17 12 2009
mulutmanisyang berbisa

He he he, seharusnya tulisan saya sudah cukup menjelaskan maksud saya. Kalau masih belum bisa mengerti, ga papa, santai saja 🙂 di blog ini bebas memberikan apresiasi dan pendapat. Ditunggu komen – komen anda di postingan saya yang lain…

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